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Dad Joke Alert! Best Bathroom Read book cover by Tina BeaucageBathroom reading
just got better.

The book that started the groaning

Meet the best bathroom read.

A pocketful of perfectly awful puns, ice-breakers, and one-liners from author Tina Beaucage. It’s a book with exactly one job: turning everyday moments into laugh-out-loud (or at least eye-roll-out-loud) moments.

  • Made for readers ages 8 to 108
  • Zero scrolling required
  • Maximum dad-joke energy
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The word on the street

Certified
GROAN-WORTHY.

Five stars. Zero shame.
★★★★★
“I enjoyed reading these with my dad, we had lots of chuckles!”
— ElleS · Amazon Canada · Kindle Edition · November 16, 2024 · Verified Purchase
★★★★★
“It says what it says, a joke book. Hilarious!”
— Brad · Amazon Canada · Paperback · November 7, 2024